boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

(via buxombibliophile)

"I remember the first time you held my hand. I don’t know if it was because of the cold or the fact I loved you but fuck, I felt the world rush through my veins."

— 11:49pm sadness (via keinekraftzumleben)

(Source: im-not-doing-okay, via kfoxoxox)

"I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did."

— (via hazelhirao)

(Source: hedonistpoet, via kueen-krule)

cotilardmarion:

The Song from American Horror Story: Freak Show trailer.

"This horse is too slow, we’re always this close, almost, almost, we’re a freakshow. Right, right when I’m near, it’s like you disappeared, where’d you go? My dear, you’re a freakshow!"

(via buxombibliophile)

Now is the time. This is the hour. Ours is the magic. Ours is the power.

(Source: oppasnewbitch, via buxombibliophile)

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

(via buxombibliophile)

tript0thesky:

smoke-me-up:

jensenacklesruinedmylife:

se7enteenblack:

lightur:

neopats:

aduhm:

if your kids can’t do this then throw them in the garbage

that was so hype what

how

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

HOW ARE CHILDREN SLAYING SO HARD

HOLY SHITTTTTTTtttTTTTttTTTTT

KILLED IT

(Source: un--chained-melody, via i-can-dig-elviss)

bencepeter:

Cry Me A River - “Timberlake Meets Bach” Piano Cover by Bence Peter

(via failnation)

rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

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strawberrytartare:

im—jahova:

unmutekurloz:

unamusedsloth:

Poor fellas…

THE ENTIRE GROUP OF THEM OUTSIDE VICTORIA SECRET.

They look like kids waiting at the daycare for their mothers to pick them up

(via i-can-dig-elviss)

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(via i-can-dig-elviss)

nameismydavid:

iambettymay:

gleeandgleek:

Jeff Hong - “Unhappily ever after”

Wow this post hurt my inner child

It’s not a post, it’s ART.

(via i-can-dig-elviss)

orgasm:

i feel like 94% of american history is people complaining about taxes

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