Now is the time. This is the hour. Ours is the magic. Ours is the power.

(Source: oppasnewbitch, via buxombibliophile)

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

(via buxombibliophile)

tript0thesky:

smoke-me-up:

jensenacklesruinedmylife:

se7enteenblack:

lightur:

neopats:

aduhm:

if your kids can’t do this then throw them in the garbage

that was so hype what

how

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

HOW ARE CHILDREN SLAYING SO HARD

HOLY SHITTTTTTTtttTTTTttTTTTT

KILLED IT

(Source: s--avetonight, via i-can-dig-elviss)

bencepeter:

Cry Me A River - “Timberlake Meets Bach” Piano Cover by Bence Peter

(via failnation)

rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

(via i-can-dig-elviss)

strawberrytartare:

im—jahova:

unmutekurloz:

unamusedsloth:

Poor fellas…

THE ENTIRE GROUP OF THEM OUTSIDE VICTORIA SECRET.

They look like kids waiting at the daycare for their mothers to pick them up

(via i-can-dig-elviss)

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(via i-can-dig-elviss)

nameismydavid:

iambettymay:

gleeandgleek:

Jeff Hong - “Unhappily ever after”

Wow this post hurt my inner child

It’s not a post, it’s ART.

(via i-can-dig-elviss)

orgasm:

i feel like 94% of american history is people complaining about taxes

(via i-can-dig-elviss)

180mph:

vaspim:

lameborghini:

asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh

Is this a challenge

*Sonic X theme song starts playing*

(via insta-gramcracker-deactivated20)

beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

(Source: imnotjailbait, via insta-gramcracker-deactivated20)

disneyprincesskatherine:

noplacelikedisney:

disneymufossils:

If “Let It Go” is stuck in your head it is because it is actually “Call Me Maybe.”

WAIT WHAT

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A WRONG

WTF. Mind = blown

This is now my jam

(Source: chamberlain, via i-can-dig-elviss)

sweatandhappiness:

thejuddmcnealshow:

mulletsmakememoist:

never not reblog this ever

Wow, and this was a FOX news guy.

love this guy.

(Source: dontgetcomfortable, via i-can-dig-elviss)